Look, it's unmistakeably attractive and I'm not here to argue against that under any circumstances. But am I really the only one who is a teensy bit put off by the front treatment? Something about the nose as a whole just feels half a touch off.

If this doesn't prove Minis are too big, I don't know what does.

Good fucking catch dude

Fantastic reference!

So, you're saying the answer is to steal the 5.0, T5, and 8.8 out of the Fox and swap them in to a W123? Sounds like a good idea to me.

LIES.

I don't get why this story is here or why this is a story?

There is no way the Mustang can NOT win this. Are there actually any CRXs left? And if so, I would implore anyone to drive one and then drive a Fox 5.0. You cannot have as much in a CRX. No way.

I also tutored football players at my Alma mater and it was a heartbreaking experience. I met wonderful guys who understood that the only reason they graduated from High School was due to their athletic ability. Their lack of what I considered basic elementary skills was astounding. No amount of tutoring can help…

Why do you assume that the football player in question is African American?

I think people aren't seeing the "'95" part

I still see the Honda CRX walking away with the win.

Oh, good lord. Not only did the Crown Vic, Camaro, and Geo Storm lose yesterday - naturally, that couldn't be enough - now the Jetta MkIII is beating the Neon and the AW11 is beating the Fox Mustang.

Glad to see you guys specify a date range on the protege after it's horrifying and undeserved upset of the magnificent Previa due to people thinking you meant a letter model (and good but still not Previa status) hatchback.

But I see a lot more Volvo beaters out there. Plus it can be had with a manual.

All I can say right now is the 190E needs to be utterly curb stomped and run into a bridge piling in pennance for taking out the Crown Vic. Luckily, the E36 is just the car for the job.

NO. I AM TORN.

No, he's still a crook and I wish Jalopnik would stop advertising him.

I see a seat in the passenger side but i don't see the seat on the driver side.

Your move now, Countries That Aren't America.