Thank you, Chrysler, for proving that you stole the good advertising for your two-generations old Mercedes.

That is all.

And she'll have fun, fun, fun...

You'd think somebody would've had the brains to press the emergency stop button while it was accelerating, not after it had already reached horror-movie speeds.

1969. Because pretty picture.

I do not need reading skills to vote NP to this.

You'd think such a big paper would be able to spell-check Camaro.

Yeah. I give them extra points for keeping with the Jeep thing and custom-fabbing the Jeep grille

This. The Pink Jeep Grand Canyon tour vehicle. I would go for the regular-trail Jeep Wranglers that are more popular, but this thing is simply awesome. It's a frickin' off-road fake-Jeep bus!

I hold no desire for comfort.

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Love the car, hate the headlights. Why can't we just go with dual headlights instead of quads? It's not like the car will actually be produced.

This, pre-drowning. Just fix the gas pedal in place, put it next to where it sank, and rewind eighty years.

In complete lack of knowledge about the English nobility and the game of chess (or is it Checkers?), I put forward this one statement:

My god, this thing predicts my future. I'm currently restoring a 240Z that had those same wheels on it when I started, and soon I'm moving on to a friend's outside-stored Lotus Europa. A friend of mine has a light blue Miata, and a resto shop I visit every time I see my family in North Carolina has an almost identical…

Mr. Bangle, I believe we've already addressed your concerns about your so-called "reputation". We agreed to a non-disclosure settlement. You may now exit Jalopnik.

It's Hammertime.

The Sultan has an answer for every question: "Because race car."

I'd say Bristol, but if Sarah Palin remembers to sign her papers next time that may not be a possibility. yes, I know the company is technically still around, but it's pretty much been stagnant since 2006.

I'm not sure if that taillight panel is ugly or amazing.