God, that rear end is the ugliest thing short of a cardboard spoiler. In fact, the spoiler has more personality. This thing's ass is so boring it's ugly.

Either way this is going to go sour for the government. Sure, there's the whole "golden parachute" thing, but if they don't allow them back, Glenn Beck and the Tea Party will scream for laissez faire.

Some ricer Civics actually can be fast, however ugly they are.

They could've at least made the Camaro badging the way it was then. I get the awe of the ZL1 name, so why bastardize it with a GT500 competitor? It should be a street-legal homologation special against the Cobra Jet like it's meant to be. Instead, make the Z28 the GT500 competitor, as it would fit better into that…

I would personally probably buy the five mopeds. I'd then have $1100 left over. I'd home-build a crazed manx-style car with five moped motors synchronized. It's only be an absolute max of 50 horsepower, but with the light weight it would still be the most fun thing ever to happen to moped motors.

It's got a 280Z trans, not engine. My bad. I'd still have the $100 to remedy that, though...

There are so many cars lying around simply because everyone thinks it's all rusted out. My 240Z came out of a pole barn in Fon du Lac, and there's only one hole in the panels that were notorious fo being iron oxide within a few years of production. Luckily, a lot of people around us stored their cars inside for a long…

Instead of filling up the page with dozens of comments, here's my list, excluding the two already below:

I win. A Z-powered Datsun 620 Mini Truck and $1000 left over!

I wouldn't count it as "fun", but the parts bills will certainly be amusing when you start the restoration!

Any reason for the priceless random cell phone pic of a teenage girl's face in the Pinto ad?

You win.

It's rotary, six-wheeled, and is in 24 Hours of Lemons.

There's a reason it's the cheapest new car in America.

I am happy that photo didn't load. No offense to people who like them, but I would've lost my lunch.

We need to find the percentage of the 138 that voted NP that did it seriously, and get them some sort of treatment.

As a former citizen of Detroit, it did make me proud of that hellhole. I agree with your assessment.

Good ad, but how is the Chrysler 200 luxurious or American?

You may want to post that in the right article. It happens to the best of us.

Yeah, I thought you were going to say it looked like a Jetta, as they all share the EXACT same cluster.