So, still "Sex and the City, for Men" then?

He started the night facing away from her, but then turned over 13 times.

The label “How Can Mets Improve Team?” followed by 50 seconds of aimless stammering seems about right.

This really should have been the Patriots’ punishment.

When is he gonna get the call to the bigs?

Fun fact: it would take 21,760 Giancarlo Stanton home runs each measuring 400 feet to travel from Marlins Park in Miami to Olympic Stadium in Montreal where Loria first started screwing over baseball!

In return, Rubin bought blocks of tickets to unsexy games.

Jesse Camp will portray his own character in exchange for a half-off coupon at Quizno’s.

“We need to use this guy next time. Get his number.”

It’s not like a tablet has ever said stealing was a no-no.

I don’t see hideous polo anywhere so you can probably scratch Drew off as a suspect.

Actually, Drew, there’s no demonstrable evidence that Goodell is a “shit-eating moron”. At most, you could make the claim that it is “more probable than not” that he...

Clearly you guys do or I wouldn’t have gotten 3 posts saying the same thing

Whoa. How many pages is that? Can I get it on a podcast at least? Is there a mailbag? Oh, I see....I really don’t have that kind of time.

It’s only fitting his dismissal was kept to 140 characters.

The Bills will play the Eagles in Philadelphia in December. Should be a fun game.

“You wanna know what NFL pick I’d do over? Jeez, there are so many to choose from... probably that one against the Saints in the NFC Championship game?” -Brett Favre

“Madison Bumgarner should try to remember that a little chill never hurt anyone.”

Hope all you want, but the Halos will always get their free agents, for the same reason they got Poo Hole and Hamilton: they have a fuckton of money, and they throw it away like it is covered in Ebola

And didnt take steroids multiple times