Kind of unfair to make them play Trinidad AND Tobago at the same time.

The lowest point of his life was in January 2008.

“Hey, collusions are part of the game. That’s why we wear helmets.”
- Emmitt Smith

He followed it up by threatening to butt fuck the kid’s father, with his mom’s headless corpse on the god damned lawn.

Are you going to repost the intro in Spanish or not? #spanishcampskills

I wasn’t in a rush, that I was happy to come by there and say hi or if he wanted to make the date fun, take them to Dallas for a night out.

Wow. This relationship really went to hell in a handbasket-ball!

2) Leaving

Haven’t called anyone “Chief” since I was in the Navy, but that’s the vibe I associate with the word. Yeah, it would sound pretty bro coming from a friend.

Cosby immediately given honorary degree by Florida State

Did you just not mention Cooper Manning in your answer because you didn’t want to look up his name?

They lose?

Peanut butter filled pretzel nuggets.

F*** I Gamble, Just Ask Me

This guy made a bad choice. The NBA Draft is a terrible place to spend a night of your rumspringa.

Hey buddy, why don’t you make like Stuart Scott’s eye and look somewhere else?

Farrell had a good line:

I tracked the dad down and asked him about it. Every day, he told me, the counselors promised that Iverson would be there the next day, so bring their gear for him to autograph. And every day, Iverson blew it off; come to find out, even the counselors hadn’t spoken to him in weeks.

“You ain’t no real nigga. You a white boy, you preppy, you rich boy.”

But by God, this is Deadspin, and so we will find some way to shit all over them and the cities they represent.