If you think not-making-the-playoffs is “looking better” than about-to-win-a-championship, then yes. Not sure where you’re getting that from though, lol.

If the Yankees are in need of any more of these sorts of press events, I hear Thurman Munson never officially retired either.

“Homophobia, vandalism, racism, all on a Sunday”

Who would ever give a tow company a good review?

so if Urban Meyer kills someone, he’s probably not getting anything.

Why did 5 people have to split the 300 mile drive from Montreal to Boston into 5 legs?

Oh, and Kevin? You're getting married AND closing on a house? Congrats, you're an honest-to-goodness adult now!

C’mon. If the Lakers can relocate to LA, why can’t Rivers?

“And, do you remember how hard it was to get the last bits of The Cream out of the tube?”

Jordan than purchased the floundering Charlotte basketball team, achieved a little success, re-branded the franchise the beloved Hornets, got everyone excited for the 2014-15 season, and then ran them into to ground as one final piece of payback for Gill’s transgression.

I was relieved to learn the headline was discussing two completely separate topics.

Tear down Wrigley Field. It's a fucking shithole.

what the fuck is jim halpert doing here

What a turkey. I hope they have a spare coach on hand; the players might go on strike without one.

Awww jeez, you got the stink lines and everything.

Has anyone out there actually had pizza at their wedding? Because I can't decide if that's the best idea I've ever heard or the worst.

I haven't seen him murder something that bad since he and Razzle decided to go to the liquor store.

The 1060 Project is of course not to be confused with the 106.0 Project, which was completed when the Cubs did not win the World Series in 2014.

It's Indiana, not Insteve.