Pictured (left to right): Dukie, dookie

It's not a UGA-produced Star Wars fan film without Luke Herschelwalker.

As Germany should know, the US doesn't let a little water stop them from advancing.

We're getting our butts kicked and the game is almost over...why not make out?

Here's a video of the Donovan Algeria goal from the stands. Even now, chills.

The idea that we are separate from the Universe is an illusion. We are a part of the void; an inseparable, atomic component of the whole. We are all one, and all are one with God. Life is simply a unique experience, equivalent to death in scope and meaning. If we could all, brothers and sisters, simply join hands…

In hindsight, the idea to throw a Bombs over Baghdatis party was not a good one.

I was at a golf tournament a little while back. It was the final day and the last group was coming down 18. Some fans tried to get a better view of the green so they climbed up a tv tower. Well earlier that day a fan hit one if the golfers with his Volkswagen and then subsequently crashed into this same tv tower, so…

the Pacers also claim they've had a boycott in effect since the playoffs started.

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

68000 tweets? I should introduce him to my parakeet

"Verily, it is time for King Joffrey to die"

Judging by his glance, I'm assuming that's Rex on the left.

Somebody murdered my brother. Now, I'm seeking vengeance the only way I know how: by taking local businesses to task for not salting the stairs out front of their establishments and putting the health and safety of their customers at risk. Have you been hurt in a fall? Fuckin' call me, bra.

Glavine truly is a throwback to a generation of players from long ago - just look at that phone!

AVERY: Quite a day for the organization, huh? Half the rotation going into the Hall together. Cox, too. And I bet Smoltzy will be there to cover it for the network. If only we'd known back then, right?

I just found out I'm going to be a dad. My own PARENTS don't even know yet. I've just been walking around with this huge secret for three days now. I needed to tell someone, and I don't think my girlfriend reads Deadspin. EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY, RIGHT?