To set the internet on Fire!

Oh Marco! I’m catching the vapors!!! /southernbelle accent

Are you saying he’s going to drown himself in Lake Lanier? That’d be a fitting end to a life full of stories that no one could make up.

I’m assuming you’ve never been engaged before. The 4 C’s my good sir.

Could she be.... the most beautiful girl in the World?

He has risen!

You don’t get the show

Your presence would have been greatly appreciated on the “Anonymous Lonzo Ball Source” comment section yesterday.

Oh, but flying cars....they’re gonna be great. Flying cars, huge.

Chip getting a facial. I mean, chimp getting a facial.

Get your fucking heart over the ball.

This is a prime example of a post that you shouldn't hit the 'show all replies' button. Some people are real assholes. He's overcome by the emotion of the moment. He mentioned Ware in his first comment...and to think he's 'pimping' for his son to get drafted...good Lord, take it to the yahoo comment section; you're…

Do you want to know how to keep Nick Young off your case? Put any insults about him in writing.

And we're looking at his "hey kid, get in my windowless van" fuck face. It works on so many levels.

What'd your mom cook for breakfast? Any hog?

You can tell Bill to have a coke and a smile and to shut the fuck up....one of my favorite punchlines. Just drop that line with someone and if they get the reference, then they're alright in my book.

Yep, that's the one. Thanks for posting the link. Credit where credit is due.

Full disclaimer, I totally stole this joke from a commenter on the Suge Knight article up on Gawker. It is just amazing that this article went up right after I read that news.

And even Suge Knight is killing people again! The 90's are officially back!