I have little sympathy for a man who spent his life killing animals for sport with no intention of using them for food or resources.

I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

YEAH BUT YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS DEAD?! THIS GUY!

If you’d like to support this clinic, the patients, the staff, and the escorts, please donate to the Kentucky Health Justice Network:

I’m taking comfort in the knowledge that a shit ton of Trump voters are going suffer under this (of course a shit ton who didn’t vote Trump are also going to suffer)

Numerous reporters spotted carts of Bud Light being rolled into the Capitol in preparation for a GOP House celebration.

See, I always thought Kaufman was likely an asshole despite the fact he was obviously play-acting at times.

Meanwhile, at today’s meeting on feline health care.

It also occurs to me that I, as a woman, receive no benefit from employing these chucklefucks who “govern” us. So, I shouldn’t have to pay the federal taxes that fund their salaries. Fair’s fair, jerks.

Seriously. Why the fuck do I have to pay for his testicular cancer screenings? Why do I have to pay for anything that doesn’t affect me directly? I pave my own roads and teach my own schools and put out my own fires too! I AM AN ISLAND AND MY ISLAND HAS NO MAN-PARTS.

I fucking hate him and every single person who put him in office.

What exactly does it say about me that I did in fact click on this story, knowing I would have to look at multiple horrible close-ups that made me gag, and am still commenting on it?

Are you fucking kidding me, with this exposing the crimes of the government? Are you fucking kidding me?

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

Orrrrrr...

Anyone who ruins a quality cut of meat, even if it’s one of Trump’s shitty steaks, by overcooking it and dowsing it in ketchup is obviously a simpleton who should stick to ground beef. Unfortunately in this case the simpleton happens to be the President of the United States.

Who tells a stranger she has “nice skin?”

I’ve only used fakes. Good luck selling impeachtrump@fuckingnow.com, tinyhands@tinydick.com and so on.

Cool, I’m using impeachtrump@fuckingnow.com as my email address.