YAY for Old Town sport and health. As an Alexandria resident I was appalled to learn that this asshat moved into the area, and I’m hoping his residence here will last as long as Trump’s presidency (i.e. short short pleasegod short). Groups have organized and protest outside of his apartment every 2nd and 4th Sundays.…

That’s how you look when you don’t have a soul.

Shade court!

He’s taking a page out of Putin’s book. Maybe Putin will sympathize and throw Assad to the wolves.

Wow, 11 weeks and he’s launched a war, that’s a new record! WWIII perhaps? What a fucking nightmare this IDIOT is, we’ll be lucky to survive his fucking idiotic administration.

How the hell can this woman believe that anything going on in the current administration is a force for good?? Ruining the environment? Removing protections for endangered wildlife? Letting polluters run amok? Drilling and mining on federal lands without any controls? Sending more troops into the middle east and…

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You just blew my mind, and I’m not even high.

Pee is sterile! Unless you have a uti, then ew. It is wasteful to pee in the toilet THEN get into the shower. You are doing your part for the environment.

“He’s already rich,” Chaffetz said. “He’s very rich. I don’t think that he ran for this office to line his pockets even more. I just don’t see it like that.”

My new favorite word thanks to Tana French is gobshite, which applies to every single one of these fucking assholes who love the unborn but hate the born, and have abso-fucking-lutely no clue how insurance. works. Tossers.

Healthy baby happy sleep by Weissbluth saved my life and marriage. You have to give yourself permission to let your kid cry it out, and there will always be people who say that it is cruel, but I have a happy almost 7-year old who has been a wonderful sleeper since we sleep trained him finally at 10 months of age.…

Don’t think for yourself, silly Tomi! They don’t like that.

The Disney version from the 90's (I think?) also put them in the Rococo/Baroque period. Cogsworth, voiced by the inimitable David Ogden Stiers’ line “if it is not Baroque, don’t fix it” was one of my favorites.

He is totally daydreaming about celebrities because the material is way to complicated for him to try to comprehend. And look at those soft, weenie, never-worked-a-day-in -his-life hands.

John Scalzi wrote a post about Atlas Shrugged that included this succinct review: “As a pulpy, fun read about an unrealistic world that could never happen, I give Atlas Shrugged a thumbs up. As a foundational document for a philosophy for living in reality with other actual live human beings, I rank it below Jonathan…

ORDER THE CHICKEN YOU FOOL! Chicken nuggets would be right up his alley.

Of course they should then eventually code it to only accept real addresses, but they may not be that smart.

If enough people put douchebag@douchebag.com or something so obviously fake, I imagine the purchasers will stop purchasing.

Hopefully this makes its way through the courts all the way up to the Cheeto Benito http://www.npr.org/2017/02/17/515760101/when-a-politician-says-fake-news-and-a-newspaper-threatens-to-sue-back