In that the Lightning looks like a truck while the CT looks like something that the Colonial Marines would pile out of for another bug-hunt before getting their asses kicked and then it’s game over, man, game over.

I think we all know that tires can’t make that much of a difference. In this case we’re comparing an actual truck to a cobbled-together pile of loose metal held together with Elmer’s glue.

That is a helicopter.

#2) the Prowler:

Then. Ship fast then wait. I'm the last person who should be giving editorial advice, but this is an easy one.

Plus, the loading port for the Mr. Fusion was in about the worst possible spot to reach.

Who cares? Very clearly Tesla cared since they invented the story ...

I never would, but I found myself in a quandary the other day - I was looking at a BMW iX because it was so hideous; the owner saw me and I somehow wanted to make him understand that I was not admiring his car but the opposite, but I didn’t want to be rude or make him feel bad. In the end I diplomatically did the…

Would that have triggered you like this one did, snowflake?

This is literally the definition of a snowflake no matter what side you are on... His fee fees are hurt and he wants justice. 

not even King Kong could scale that tower of text!

Not broke and this thing is a POS.

One was not an active threat to anyone, the other is a guy riding a vehicle that weighs a few hundred pounds at 30+ miles per hour on a path meant for pedestrians lol

Yeah, how could an All Terrain Vehicle circumvent obstacles placed on a path?

I’m normally on the ACAB side, but I’m really struggling to be displeased with what the cop did here.

Well, we’ve been unionized for nearly a decade now, so...

Elon is a fucking POS and you shouldn’t give him any of your hard earned money.

Schadenfreude: it is the best emotion.

I don’t think I’ve done either of those things you’ve accused me of in this article.