Also those grapes he’s eating are probably sour anyway

Wow this makes adventure tourism sound pretty safe actually. 

17 ways to say “truck too big”. I assume, I stopped reading after the 7th one.

Wallet inspector here. You know the routine. 

At least you tried... right? You tried?

Wrong article, but still 100% applicable. 

but

Hear me out: You sound as insecure and ridiculous as Tate. 

Living in DFW and having never known this, I double checked and it’s 130 miles away from there lol. I’ve always assumed White Settlement was a racist thing, but I’m sure there are plenty of actual facts that support that. 

I nominate all straight 6's and all 3.8's. Never met a bad one. Everyone made a 3.8 at some point, and they were all good. Maybe it’s the magical 1 gallon mark, or being the slightly less loved son of the 5.0.

Low hanging fruit, but the very(?) special (?) Rallye(?) Wagon edition of the Ford Pinto. They made over 87 horsepower! (88 horsepower)

This should be an easy slideshow. Ten 1968 Corvettes in different colors.

And the most obvious fix of all: Get an android

I’m very concerned with sharing the road with you, considering the effort needed for the rest of the driving experience.

Bet you wish you had this one back. 

My wonderful 1998 V6 Firebird. It wouldn’t start about half the time, but would eventually start after no corrections on my end. The auto gear shifter button was broken so only a bit of white plastic stuck out. Hitting the plastic with a hammer while pulling down on the stick would engage the release so you could put…

Buddy, you’ve got a chain link fence in the front yard. The AT&T trucks are an improvement.

Any idea how to get ahold of a specialist in these things? I’ve got an original Legend of Zelda for NES that was mislabeled with a Super Mario sticker. Seems like it would be pretty collectible.

Once cars go full autopilot, can we not get rid of the HUGE structural liabilities that are windshields and side windows? Seems to me, this would be another way autonomous cars could be made much safer than current ones. Because let’s be honest, once we’re all just passengers, everyone will be staring at screens…