JUDGE KARA EVERYONE IS CALLING WHAT NICKI DID SHADE AND I NEED YOU TO CORRECT THEM PLEASE.

That’s a song I’d listen to.

She’s 18 so I imagine it’s all just whatever the loveydovey slang of the moment is. Bae? I don’t know how to use that word so I’m not sure if that would be it.

This. I live in Vegas so it turns into liquid fire, but I don’t understand why more southern Californians don’t put in turf. It’s so easy to maintain!

I gotcha Judy, mine broke last night too. Sweaty solidarity.

I was a really stupid kid. For this reason, I’m glad that social media didn’t exist in the way it does today when I was that stupid.

I’m gonna need a fact check on Tyson’s photo because it was still kinda cloudy at 3pm here...

This is exactly the question I’ve had since these videos came out. Planned Parenthood isn’t paying women to go get pregnant and come get an abortion so they can make sweet fetus tissue money. Correct me if I’m wrong, but if it doesn’t go to science, it gets roundfiled in a medical waste facility, right? So what’s the…

Honestly, I don’t have friends like this. If they say something political that I disagree with, I usually just say, “We don’t agree on that so let’s change the subject.” But to the I-Kinda-Knows that say stuff like that, I either a) heartily laugh knowing that I’ll get a confused look and then say, “Oh, you weren’t…

I’d still buy it.

Okay, this is your second Fast Food Justice story in one thread. We need a memoir, stat.

I’m the same way. I usually order and say, “Look, I tend to hit water hard and I don’t want you to keep you running. If you don’t mind bringing me two at a time or subbing me a big glass, that’d be swell.” I usually don’t hold it against them if they can’t keep up. I don’t need a full glass on the counter all the time…

Amen. That, and even if it’s not my color/texture/etc., I know how fucking awful my hair sheds. I mean, my boss has to take my hairs out of papers I take straight from the printer, so I know how they can inexplicably get there.

Good moming! And he’s good adulting.

There’s a GoFundMe being created RIGHT NOW just because you summoned the beast!

Mine too. The reason why I take the pill because I feel like I have some control at least... if I get pregnant, it’s because I fucked up in taking the pill, I guess? I mean, I don’t anticipate them calling me and going, “We fucked up, we gave you skittles instead of birth control pills.”

THANK YOU. If he said she was out for blood, if he said she was like a shark with blood in the water.. I wouldn't even bat an eyelash at that. But he knew exactly what he was insinuating with this remark.

How she’s still your boyfriend’s mother and not your boyfriend’s now-dead mother, I have no idea. I’d have suffocated her with my arm fat. My strong-ass albeit a little fat, arms.

Her bold lip color game too! Damn.

Same in Idaho!