I feel so, so sorry for the woman whose act of kindness (giving up her seat) ended up being used as a jump-off point for Blair. Blair has done nothing but try to turn this into internet fame, asking for free plane tickets and a job at Buzzfeed. Listen, it is this simple: don’t fucking photograph someone without their…

By the way, in the Senate hearing Crews explained very eloquently why fighting back was not an option for him:

My generous side says maybe it took hearing himself out loud. To hear the patronising, the mansplaining, the gaslighting.

I was always taught that you never just stick a gun in a pocket, no matter where it’s located, but yeah, placing a gun in an area where there’s a lot of movement and flexing like your abdomen is especially dangerous unless you’re wearing a proper holster. Not all guns have safeties and people are also really bad about…

Appendix carry can be safe enough with a properly designed holster, particularly if the pistol’s carried without a round in the chamber. Improvisations like pockets or waistbands are generally considered unsafe.

I feel that Christina would have answered such questions if she wanted to answer them and likely was a part of the decision not to take those questions. Imo the publicist did not prevent her.

Alternate title: Publicist Does Her Job, Jezebel Writer Doesn’t Understand His.

But, on the bright side, we’ve managed to make #metoo about putting women on the spot and make them uncomfortable in fun new ways. It was the natural endgame.

I love this, because it makes me feel better about having hundreds of dollars of makeup and VIB Rouge status while also not quite knowing how to use any of it.

This story is as baffling as it is horrifying. This woman, by her own admission, chose to cruelly kill her pet. But she claims someone else suggested that she do it, and she feels really bad about it, so she’s certain she’s the real victim here.

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They don’t charge those prices because they can. they charge those prices because that’s how theaters keep the doors open.

Studios have jacked up the prices on movies to the point where theaters can’t charge enough for tickets to allow them to pay the bills.

If enough people sneak enough snacks into the theater,…

Other awesome hacks waiting to be posted:

Not everything needs or has a damn hack. PAY for a ticket, sit in a seat, watch your ONE movie and go home. Use a rewards card if you want to get a free popcorn now and then.

If by reliable invite you mean sitting in a corner on his phone and ignoring everyone all night while grossly manspreading, sure.

Despite the cruel and heartbreaking nature of it the Meredith Kercher case is fascinating in regards to how utterly at opposite ends of the spectrum the view is between the UK-US when the two countries are usually so in sync, largely it seems because of the Press on both sides whipping the case up into an…

Innocent or not, I think it would have been better if she kept this remembrance in a private journal.

Is this meant only for tourists? Because the best food is in the strip malls. Literally every strip mall has some bomb, not watered down, ethnic restaurant (I’m counting Italian and French). There are also secret restaurants run by chefs from the Strip. You’ll have to find those out for yourself.

Overall this was a solid episode for SNL, but this skit in particular was great. Kate is a national treasure.