She has nothing to wear but... SHE HAS THAT DRESS IN HER HANDS? So she has something to wear?

The world would be a better place if we were, tbh

Bless you.

So i wasn’t really paying attention to the face and was like “i’m on a kardashian post so...” and thought that was Kim. And then when I went back up, I felt really bad for J.Lo. She could have done much better on the dress front.

My home phone number in my youths was one digit off from a local well-to-do joint. Whenever it was someone he knew who was trying to reach the restaurant, he’d fuck with them (ah the benefits of living in a small town). “What’s that Mr. Smith? Last time you came in, your attitude was poopie.” Cue the “...PARDON ME?!”

It won’t need to... that smell will be sign enough.

I have two friends that are total wimps that gave easy, relatively pain-free birth thanks to an epidural. My best friend (noted wimp) was actually joking with the nurses and giggling while she was pushing. You’re gonna be fine :)

I died, and this is the post that killed me.

Same here, I rarely actually carry but because of that I feel like I’m hyper-cognizant of the safest way to carry and wearing the smartest/safest outfits I can.

Okay so I’m a lady with a CCW who has been tempted to purse carry in the past and can I just say for the record DO NOT FUCKING PURSE CARRY. Can’t wear your gun with that outfit but want to carry? Change your outfit. This could happen, someone can reach into your purse and accidentally discharge the weapon (like the…

Don’t you mean Katherine Heigl?

I have this gif saved for whenever I’m stressed at work.

You forgot a can of hairspray.

You made it out!!!

You opened the door with the peeing story. Really, it’s your bad.

Oh, that 21 thing. even better than that are all of the employees and kids that think PG 13 means you have to be 13. You’ve never seen so many “13” year olds show up at a theatre in your life.

I'm probably on a watch list now for searching it, but as a loud and proud Samantha and Josephine owner in my youth, I searched the hashtag. Damn some of these kids have a great talent for photography. Good on them for finding a creative outlet. I wish I had a good camera and access to a community to share photos when…

Just FYI, anybody wanting to get the Drybar one as much as I did... some nice gal at XOVain told me that QVC sells it and BAM! Super hot deal.

Just FYI, anybody wanting to get the Drybar one as much as I did... some nice gal at XOVain told me that QVC sells…

I’ve got a sugar itch right now and seeing the cotton ball look so much like cotton candy is causing me pain.