That purple is great for her eyes! I hope she bought it.
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Fuck, seriously. She’s got an incredible foundation (i.e., fucking blessed bone structure and beautiful features) to start on and then you add in the makeup and BAM!
I really want to see the writeup slip for Jessie Tarkanian. Like, did it say, “Fired for: threw away paper towel pointedly?” C’mawnnnnn.
A friend of mine likes her steak still fucking mooing, and so she’ll consistently just say to the waiter, “As little cooking as you can legally do to serve it to me.” But she NEVER. EVER. sends it back. She knows her request is often an odd one, so she just takes the steak she’s given.
GOD BLESS YOU FOR THIS VIDEO
DRYBAR.
DRYBAR.
Hollaaaaaa cystic acne and blackheads. My Clairsonic is my saving grace, along with my Boscia Tsubaki Oil cleanser. No more dry patches, nose blackheads have gone from black tar pits of death to pretty unobtrusive, and cystic acne breakouts are down to once every two months. Love love love the Clairsonic.
That warrior pack is awesome. I love it. Don’t have to carry a purse on my arm? Glory hallelujah!
Filed to: things we don’t need. ever.
These photos are terrifying. The grammar is a horror in and of itself, but the fact that someone sat down with these images, opened up Photoshop and consciously said, “THIS IS SO FUCKING RIGHT!” is so disturbing. Especially “sex on your terms.”
Me... after eating McDonalds. It’s the McShits. I swear to god, the last time I ate McDonalds, I saw gum that I swallowed ten years ago.
Don McClean, please slap down Bryan Fischer ASAP. Kthanks.
The only movie I can think of off the top of my head is James and the Giant Peach that starts as life action and goes animated but I mean, that was a nightmare of its own. Lifesize bugs? Ughhhh.
That quote... he’s totally been thinking about this. Like, “What if I stumbled across an emergency on a delivery... I would say that.” And just like the Secret says, it manifested!
Amen to the previews. If it was truly the “first reel,” meaning they are using projectors and 35mm film, the trailers will be spliced on the front if they don’t come pre-loaded with the studio’s picks already. So, yeah. First trailer should have been the warning.
My boyfriend bought me a bottle of Roses et Reines from L’Occitane, and that is... HELLA rose. Have you tried that?
Edited becausE I responded to the wrong person. Yay tea rose!
Vanilla Musk. Good old Vanilla Musk. My sweet grandma used to spritz it on when her husband was still alive. Sometimes I’ll be out and about and pass by someone wearing it and think of my grandma and I always call her. We knew grandpa was dying of skin cancer for a long time but still the day my mom pulled me out of…
AHHH CS’s annoying older brother.