Plot twist, all the numbers are just KMH with the KMH scribbled out and MPH in crayon in their place.

Everything makes a lot more sense that way.

My New-To-Me Porsche Boxster

Pretty simple really, they had the speedo set to KPH.

What I think the real moral of the story here is the guy who was hoarding all those parts, but died before doing anything with them (using them or selling them).

My first car, a 1990 Nissan 240sx Coupe 5spd, or my first BMW, a 1985 BMW E30 5spd. Both cars lives were cut short due to ridiculous circumstances.

That’s stupid. I love it.

I am the ultimate First Responder, I usually arrive just before the disaster occurs

I bought an E39 M5, the best sports sedan ever made, right before COVID because we were moving away from NYC and needed a second car to our diesel X5 to get me to the train station and back every day. I wanted something big enough to fit a car seat (4 doors) but was still fun and had a manual and fortunately, I was…

I’m “buy cheap first, buy expensive second.”

You’ve apparently never met a hipster. Spend hundreds of $$ shopping at vintage clothing stores to maintain the appearance of someone who is perpetually one step away from homelessness.

[raises hand slowly] Um, those turbo intakes look dicey as hell.

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The biggest problem I’ve seen with pets in the car is that most of them can’t reach the pedals and see over the steering wheel at the same time. It’s really not very safe, but I haven’t figured out the right setup yet because most of them also don’t have opposable thumbs so hand controls seem iffy.

TOO MUCH: mileage, scars, roof crap (I’d sell that Thule unit), seller attitude

That gaping maw tho.

“fat but not unreasonable”

This looks like a car that the flat brim doucheknuckle who bought Tiger King’s ranch would drive. He has the disposable income [or illicit monies or whatever] to blow money on something that screams “please pay attention to me and my fake racecar”

So the pandemic was Very Bad for The Cars, but is now Very Good for The Cars?

You’re probably going to fucking die in a flaming mass of splattered flesh and crumpled bones with the jetpack, but it still beats flying with United.