Id install a dumpster under it. 

ok Ron White.  Didnt know  you hung out here on Jalopnik.  Welcome. 

Oh crap, I’ve been looking for that.  I can confirm the color so you know its really mine......red. 

Good, fvck Hertz.  Left me stranded in the Tulsa airport because they decided to shut down 30 minutes before the last plane landed. Reserved a car weeks ahead of time, landed on time, apparently even security at the airport said they had been doing it all week.  Had to get the friend I was visiting to drive 1.5 hours…

Bought an Accord for cheap based on some pictures, seller said the windshield is cracked from hitting the deer. I got a ride 350 miles to pick it up, found out its missing 3/4 of the windshield. Borrowed a motorcycle helmet, and drove it 350 miles home that day. Only got pulled over once. Took a lot of bugs and rocks…

As someone who is bored, and likes having fun...I take offense to this.

Backlit clusters in general. Should have to turn your lights on to see them. Them amount of idiots driving around at dusk, dawn, and foggy weather with no lights on because, hell, they can see their speed and radio station just fine....turn your damn headlights on!!!

We get it, you have a girlfriend. 

I have the weirdest boner right now.  Do I wanna f this car?....I think I wanna f this car. 

Will be driven by these guys exclusively.

Get me a CA plate and valid smog and we can talk.  

“Bone stock”

Aesthetically, it needs a windshield in my opinion.

Its for when you want everyone to know you have a mullet, even if you’re not near the car.

It looks like the automotive form of an “up and coming” youtube star. I can hear that truck begging me to like and subscribe.....you’re trying too hard and its inescapably obvious. 

Seemed pretty intent on getting to the top, but what was his plan after that?

That sounded expensive. 

You’re probably right, hard to see, I made the assumption based on the elec. transfer case. 

I’ll always have a lux-o-barge in the fleet. Gas mileage be damned, I’m about smiles per gallon.

Decent truck.  Needs manual hubs and manual transfer case, electronic versions have issues.