I feel personally attacked.....and full of shame. Its close, but still in the garage. 

This just in, fast car performs fast....more news at 11. 

Haha, water injection upgrade, weather dependent.  

Haha, you think people drive around the bay area....its more just never ending extended parking with your foot on the brake.

I’ve seen smaller front end openings on back-hoes.

If they’d stop measuring the cars speed, there wouldn’t be as many speeding tickets.

I may be in the minority here, but the S class sedans look a lot better than the coupes. The sedans are proportionally great, and the body flows better. The coupe has too much Toyota Solara mixed up in the back, the the bulbous curves just don’t have the right proportions.

It slices, it dices, it juliennes!

I’d say this is a death trap, but that’d be insultive to real death traps.

Easy, add bacon.  Tried this on our last camping trip, you will not want to go back. 

As the owner of one, and run a shop that works on the other...I’m insulted.

Finders keepers. 

Did Torch order a clown car?  Because he has a clown car now.  

To each his own, but I just threw up in my mouth a bit.  

A classy hummer?....there’s a sex joke in there I’m gonna let slide.

The crowds wont hear it coming.

Yeah it is.  Seems really similar to my 2006 S-class, but not quite the same.  

Forgot no one cares without pictures.

Would need service records on this one. I just bought one of these from a customer who saw a couple estimates and gave up on the car. Same year, same engine.

Parked at the plaza area of town. Center square with buncha bars, restaurants, and local stores. Had some dinner, that turned to drinks, that turned to more drinks. Decided to leave my car, taxi home, and come back for it in the morning. I distinctly remember warning myself that there would be some kind of event over…