srpeterson
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srpeterson

I can’t be the only person who thinks all of this started with Roethlisberger’s “Go ask them. I have no idea” shit in November ...

From the interwebs (Chicago Tribune, IIRC):

The word you're looking for in the headline is "Whupped" .. 

Saw a few cases where someone encouraged the patient to shove the bulb up there and then punched or kicked them a few times in the lower abdomen to shatter it.”

It’s all about the Benjamin ... making that first catch despite getting absolutely blown up.

My bones hurt even thinking about trying to tackle a 6'5'’ body juggernauting at me ... 

That wasn’t “An aside” ... that was, like, four sides. Mmm. Sides. I’ll take the loaded tots, please.

In another six months, he'll be en FUEgo!

Do not reply all ...

In this case, everyone fucked up and everyone is at fault. 

“The writer, Mariah Smith, is black, but the Cut’s editors, and their perspective, are mostly white. This likely contributed to their ignorance about Chopra’s worldwide fame, or that Bollywood dwarfs Hollywood by sheer size.”

I am a white person who lives in the USA. Sadly, I am constantly shocked by just how little white people in America know about other cultures and countries.

Maybe they could lure Jay Cutler out of retirement since, you know, Kaep didn’t pass discussion muster ... smh

Do nald think you can stop him ...

Hyphens play an important role in the English language, and, if misused, create confusion. As the headline is written, your image is absolutely correct. And hilarious.

Ooooh. Spaz! Haven't heard that in forever. 

Crazy kids! I’m all for abbreviations, but they ought to be correct abbreviations. 

Yes!

It sorta looks like Lewis uses his right hand to pop the ball backward under his right elbow and back to Mariota ... ???

That last clip ... he’s, what, 5 or 6 feet back of the line, with, what, 3 very tall people around him, and that shot is so perfect that the net barely moves.