But how many cupholders does it sport?

That is low mileage! I'm pushing 165,XXX but it's still going strong. Definitely not as well-traveled internationally as yours ... lol. I plan to keep it as long as possible. 

I own an ‘04 Dakota (magnum V6 and 4x4) that I bought brand new and still love. It’s taken me many places and some great trailheads.

lol. What is your position on the word “moist”? One of my former co-workers was grossed out by moist, so I tried to use it as often as possible in a contextually relevant way. It lost impact if it wasn’t a relevant usage.

Several years ago, I traveled to a second-world country with my then GF (now wife). We visited a little city up in the northern part of the country and wound up at a cool little posada (we passed on the first place because of the suscipious-looking black stuff growing on the walls).

Magic slide sounds naughty 😈

You know the old saying “a face made for radio”? Roger Stone has a face made for punching.

It’s a supposedly feminist website 😉

Well. I was in my early 20s and worked as a front desk clerk at a major hotel. I was in the break room, when one of my co-workers was said something about wanting a Pepsi but she had left her wallet back at the front desk.

Words ... they need so much attention. And I am sorry to hear that you’ve been out of work. I look around, read the news and I just can’t believe all of the craziness.

Appears to be a copy/paste issue as well. The last paragraph is repeated in the paragraph above it.

Gaslighting by bootstrapping ...

Ripley should kill that thing.

Underrated comment here ...

It’s good to see that you can wax equally poetic about YouTube-beauty drama as you do about car-talk drama!

Sadly, I can’t remember the origin story. I can only imagine, given that co-worker’s other quirks. The flavor of the grape jelly-nacho cheese Doritos combo really surprised me. I was expecting terribleness, but they complemented each other.

A former co-worker convinced me to try a particularly odd sandwich - peanut butter, concord grape jelly and slightly crumbled nacho cheese Doritos on white bread.

“This is happening all over the country.”

Red, red light ...