It *does* look like it’s lurking in the brush just off the road, waiting for someone to walk by and make a snarky comment about its paint ...

Pubes? Joe Buck strikes me as the sort of guy who prefers to be bare down there ...

O_o ... that's some go-fast shit there! Well played, sir.

Thank you! Here's mine enjoying fresh, piney air and stuff. 

Mmm ... cheese fries sound good right now!

Tabs ... digital dirty dishes in a digital sink.

Not a soft robotics expert, so pardon the question: Is too little friction the problem? Too much friction? Or both?

+1 Zappa ... “The yellow snow from right there where the Huskies go" 🎼🎵🎶

Didn't figure the Figaro to be so spendy ...

And he didn't drop the fucking ball before crossing the goal line ... either time!

The Paper Cut Lineup

I just don’t understand why teams keep signing him. Career 24.1, 6.5 and 3. Not horrible #s, but not #s that justify the irrational “I MUST have some Mello on my team!" mindset of basketball execs ...

I am not a soccer knower, thus my question: If you’re going to do PK shootouts, could you maybe move the shooter 5 yards back?

“Look what she did, she created an amazing opportunity” ...

Seems like Dara could have just added another consonant, as in, “(insert name) is the DM here” to avoid all the snickering/eyebrow raising.

I am annoyed that he apparently doesn’t use collar stays.

<clickety clackety> “Uh, yeah, Karen. I have a bone problem ... so what are you wearing right now?”

Alright math-y types, just how much alcohol would a guy like him have to consume to hit .40? I’m guessing he weighs in the 250-260 range? Haven’t interwebbed him so I don’t know his playing weight.

Ummm, “Hot V” did not make me think of a bartender at a biker bar.