“driven by stereotypes of our employees and attacks against fantasy, strawman tech cos.”

This! Except I used a plastic liter bottle of <name of soda redacted> with the bottom cut off and stuffed with dryer sheets.

Yeah ... he needs to moisturize that elbow every now and again.

This intrigues me.

So he wants to live on the road less traveled?

Heck, my ‘04 Dakota, which I bought brand new, is still doing just fine at 156k miles, and it’s a daily driver. I’m no DIY wrencher, but I do make sure to get the fluids changed regularly.

I, for one, would like to know what tether was being used here. Tow chain? Tow strap? I’m assuming no tow bar ...

Hmm ... I would think that celebrating the end of the NFL’s longest active playoff drought *is* a mass threapy session.

The ol’ alley-oops tre ...

Some nifty footwork there ...

My 2004 Dodge Dakota SXT, stock everything. Not the flashiest of pick-ups, but it’s reliable and gets decent enough gas mileage.

Gee. It’s almost as if a toxic workplace culture starts at the top.

Trot. 1 a (1) : a moderately fast gait of a quadruped (as a horse) in which the legs move in diagonal pairs (2) : a jogging gait of a human that falls between a walk and a run

That was so funny I forgot to +1 before I gave you a star.

“... to protect Uber’s riders, drivers, and employees from real danger around the world.”

Frankly, I wasn’t sure if it was apple Barb or apple Bob.

Well, Kerley should know who to call ...

You obviously did way more research than I did on the literalness of it all. I was thinking the Delaware 38ers ‘cause 38 is half of 76.

Maybe I’m being too literal, but shouldn’t a developmental team have a lower numerical value than the NBA team?

Where’s the love for the RollerMouse Pro? I’ve used the original, the 2 and now the 3 - 15 years and counting.