Mmm ... cheese fries sound good right now!

Tabs ... digital dirty dishes in a digital sink.

+1 Zappa ... “The yellow snow from right there where the Huskies go" 🎼🎵🎶

Didn't figure the Figaro to be so spendy ...

And he didn't drop the fucking ball before crossing the goal line ... either time!

The Paper Cut Lineup

I just don’t understand why teams keep signing him. Career 24.1, 6.5 and 3. Not horrible #s, but not #s that justify the irrational “I MUST have some Mello on my team!" mindset of basketball execs ...

I am not a soccer knower, thus my question: If you’re going to do PK shootouts, could you maybe move the shooter 5 yards back?

I am annoyed that he apparently doesn’t use collar stays.

Alright math-y types, just how much alcohol would a guy like him have to consume to hit .40? I’m guessing he weighs in the 250-260 range? Haven’t interwebbed him so I don’t know his playing weight.

Ummm, “Hot V” did not make me think of a bartender at a biker bar.

This! Except I used a plastic liter bottle of <name of soda redacted> with the bottom cut off and stuffed with dryer sheets.

Yeah ... he needs to moisturize that elbow every now and again.

This intrigues me.

So he wants to live on the road less traveled?

Heck, my ‘04 Dakota, which I bought brand new, is still doing just fine at 156k miles, and it’s a daily driver. I’m no DIY wrencher, but I do make sure to get the fluids changed regularly.

I, for one, would like to know what tether was being used here. Tow chain? Tow strap? I’m assuming no tow bar ...

Hmm ... I would think that celebrating the end of the NFL’s longest active playoff drought *is* a mass threapy session.

The ol’ alley-oops tre ...