Some nifty footwork there ...

My 2004 Dodge Dakota SXT, stock everything. Not the flashiest of pick-ups, but it’s reliable and gets decent enough gas mileage.

Gee. It’s almost as if a toxic workplace culture starts at the top.

Trot. 1 a (1) : a moderately fast gait of a quadruped (as a horse) in which the legs move in diagonal pairs (2) : a jogging gait of a human that falls between a walk and a run

That was so funny I forgot to +1 before I gave you a star.

Frankly, I wasn’t sure if it was apple Barb or apple Bob.

Well, Kerley should know who to call ...

You obviously did way more research than I did on the literalness of it all. I was thinking the Delaware 38ers ‘cause 38 is half of 76.

Maybe I’m being too literal, but shouldn’t a developmental team have a lower numerical value than the NBA team?

I am many months late to this party, but I have two words for you: RollerMouse Pro.

I am now idly wondering who has the most “almost triple doubles” in NBA history. Or at least since LeBron came into the league.

Coffee is best made with a Sowden SoftBrew. It’s a simple apparatus with zero moving parts, and it steeps the coffee grounds. This results in a delicious pot of coffee because the natural oils of the coffee beans are not wasted in a paper filter.

Thank you for fixing the italics. I completely understand. You experienced an emotional rollercoaster while writing this post.

Buttered Pop Tarts are the best breakfast food ever. Drop a generous slice of butter on a hot Pop Tart, let the melty liquid fat soak into the frosting and permeate the sugary goodness inside the Pop Tart.

Holy lift off, Batman! When I saw the headline, I thought, “Big deal. Dude jumped over a kicker going for a kicker-esque tackle.”

Gah! All that space!

Can we talk about the thing behind the grill? Is it a table? If so, whoever made that table did it all wrong.

I’m a sort-of Niners fan, in that I live in Sacto. I just don’t understand why a team would give $10 mill to Cutler when the guy’s approach to football seems so “eh, whatever” and whose teammates don’t really seem to like him.

I posted this to the JayWatch article last night, but I’ll repost here.

Let’s see here: