Of course he’s been a problem customer in the past. I would make an educated guess that he’s always been a problem. This episode is just the tip of the problem iceberg.

Well, darn. I thought maybe she was going to announce that she hired a clapping coach.

“Guys ... get your tickets now!”

That lead-off gif frightens me. He could be the star in a reboot of Re-Animator.

“ ... if she felt hurt or shocked by my attitude during her interview.”

And those who refuse to make amends.

This is a cat that could cause $9,350 in cat-related fees in, like, three hours.

“We need people to go to work,” Mulvaney told reporters. “If you are on food stamps, we need you to go to work. If you are on disability and you should not be, we need you to go back to work.”

So he throws his wrapper on the floor, doesn’t seem to attempt to pick it up, yet is sufficiently full of self righteousness to accuse the traveler of the “crime” of speaking Spanish to his mother.

I’m no doctor, but maybe multiple concussions is, you know, something important enough to talk about.

Sounds like the work of the Magic 8 Ball.

So it’s been a while since I’ve read the Declaration of Independence. I know. Terrible American. I should read it every day!

Some people actually like what comes out of there.

Just goes to show ya: there’s no such thing as free butts in Vegas.

It seems more like he forgot where the defender was and then conceded a very dumb goal.

I have a penis. I like my penis. In fact, I’m quite attached to it (sorry, couldn’t resist). But that does not mean that I saunter around in public in gray sweater pants or khaki shorts WITHOUT underwear.

“But my faith is just part of who I am, like many people of faith or no faith at all.”

That’s pretty much my M.O.!

Trading post, circa 1600s. Powhatan tribal member to English settler: “I wish you hadn’t come to this land.”

Gee. It’s almost as if people care about the AHCA and want members of the House of Representatives to, you know, not withhold crucial details.