Someone get the team doctor! I tore an LCL in my dong! 

I will gladly celebrate this bill’s death.

Ah, yes, the gerrymander angle. Well played.

I look forward to this pile of steaming dung, oops, I mean “legislation,” going to the Senate. Perhaps a few senators will take the time to read the fucking thing before voting on it.

See the movie Good Hair, a Chris Rock documentary. It’s astounding to me how far people will take the desire to look like a white woman, and how sickening it is that so much marketing and advertising preys on that desire.

Anyone who names their dog Machiavelli is a person who’s obviously fun to party with.

Oh, yeah. That guy is always stirring up shit. Never knows when to keep his mouth shut.

The problem with a “Christian mission” is its first cousin, “manifest destiny.”

He’s apparently a chameleohuman ... except that because he can’t change his outward appearance to match whatever​ happens to be behind him, he just changes his rhetoric to match whoever happens to be in front of him.

Hell with fining the fan. Drop him on the field for a little mano a mano with whichever player was targeted.

“Forced rhubarb.” Fascinating.

And here I thought rhubarb was only for pies. And cobbler. Heck, even cake. Who knew it’s also used to pelt naked people.

So nice for Zuckerberg to rub elbows with the plebians in their natural habitat. He probably took a shower immediately after boarding his private jet (just assuming he has one) to wash off all that commonness.

Wow. Just fucking wow. All I got from this dude’s, uh, “literary exposition” is that he’s operating from fear.

Our <it pains me to say this> president.

I would be very interested in reading Deadspin coverage of rugby players and memory problems/concussions/CTE.

Here we are in 2017 and marijuana is *still* classified as a Schedule I drug. This classification puts it on par with heroin, LSD and mescaline, among others.

So is the takeaway here that he actually said something intelligible?

This is excellent information.

First, your handle cracks me up. Well played.