Anyone else get the feeling that airquotes "Dave" is a code for drugs?

Well, he's riding a dirtbike, you're looking at road bikes.

I'm pretty sure chocolate cake and pasta carbonera will fit on any fork. Barring that, there's always your fingers.

Thank you, I see what you mean.

Wrong or uneccessary (and really tacky: verticle smile? Gag.), I'm not seeing the racist part, can someone explain?

So this makes it OK? "I did 20 years in prison because I LOOKED like someone else"?

I want to retire there someday! Or maybe today. That just looks so awesome.

Right. You should warm it up in the oven for 20 minutes.

Yuck indeed.

No idea. I was thinking this was a british thing, but googling "welfare and institutions code" brings up the CA page:

I don't understand your question. Are you asking someone to disprove a negative?

This question is framed as to make respondants think that anything after 3 months is a "partial birth abortion" (IDX, or crushing the skull to remove the fetus):

Better than OK, even!

re Ultrasounds: It's so patronising to think we need to be shown or told 'you are killing something that is right now alive.' Well, DUH. If it wasn't, I wouldn't be here in this abortion clinic, now would I? Assholes.

Sleeping alone and not doing things that involve leaking bodily fluids? I'd say you're good (tho I'm a big fan of putting the towel down, as they are easier to wash).

or just wait a few years?

I was raised to change my sheets weekly and my underwear daily. This is what 'normal' is to me. I'll admit to going two days on the underwear back when I had to drag my laundry out to the laudromat (or just buy new ones to avoid doing laundry for another week), and I'll admit to going to 2 weeks or even a month on the…

It's amazing the degree that 'eyewitness testimony' can mislead or be manipulated:

Leighton and Ma Meester: "Constance's suit states that ... that she has been, per the Welfare and Institutions Code, a "dependant adult" due to medical issues and is eligible for parental support."

So maybe the answer is just to segregate out those testostrone-ridden guys until they become fucking people (a la Jon Stewart)?