Wow you put more "ass" in that word than a Kardashian

Eminem: equal rights activist. Who'd a thunk it?

"My uncle used to say, You look like someone starved a virgin to death"

That jacket fucks.

I still can't separate "Kiss from a Rose" from Community in my head. Made the scene pretty funny though.

This really isn't the bombshell they think it is. Unless I'm misunderstanding, the point is that a particular demographic votes more than others, not that that demographic's vote counts more than others. Besides, the idea that people - especially "bros"- vote on movies solely on appearances is insulting and screams…

Well in that spirit, I'll reserve my upvote for your comment for six months from now.

I love the mental image of Jeff looking around, paranoid that someone will see him, as he scarfs down a huge bowl of macaroni

Dammit AV Club, you linked to an article from 2 years ago and once again I couldn't keep myself from upvoting someone's comment. Now they're gonna get a notification for it and I'm way too anxious about it.

I squanch my family.

This is my problem with her as well, it's gotten really old by now. I'm not saying she hasn't faced discrimination, I'm just saying she's not exactly Martin Luther King here. I mean, she even did a commercial last year patting herself on the back for being a minority who isn't Hollywood attractive. Like, laugh at your…

There can be no peace while crime spits and
dances on the grave of justice, to the hot beats and infectious rhythms
of all that is wrong.

Ah that's right, I forgot the Grammys only give award eligibility to music the general public forgot about 6 months prior.

I almost forgot about that! I remember thinking Daft Punk would get shafted because they're "too weird" for the voters to give it to them over something more accessible. I was so happy they won.

I feel like Taylor Swift basically has the Grammys by the balls. So many people would bitch if she didn't win over a better album.

You want to talk boring, how about Adele and Ed Sheeran ruling the air waves in 2015? I'm just glad they didn't win every award. I actually preferred hearing the more disposable stuff this year just to get a break from the malaise. Except Meghan Trainor. She's basically on a whole other plane of insufferable.

Did you think it was a class on crazy farm animals?

I really enjoyed it up until Missy Elliot showed up to say "HEY I HAVE A NEW SONG LOOK AT ME!"

I totally understand the concept and all, but at some point, it becomes old and tired and reeks of desperation. I don't like advertisers trying to wrench at my feelings with cute puppies the same way I didn't like Nationwide using kids that way last year.

I'm so goddamn tired of animal centric ads. I have an irritating aunt who fucking loves those stupid Budweiser Clydesdale ads, it was great to see her disappointment at them showing up for all of five seconds and fucking right back off, with no puppies to be seen. She later tried to argue Avatar was a great movie and…