I was not ready for a rotary engined-schoolgirl. Holy shit, Japan.

No one switched to Google+

MJ was downright unbearable. Ironically, as great as the first two Raimi films are, (and they are great) the leads are easily the weakest parts, whereas the opposite was true with the Amazing Spider-Man series.

#Wizwearscoolpants is still #1 for me

How do people offended by this joke live their daily lives? This was pretty fucking mild. In fact, jokes about Trump being Putin's bitch have been a staple of every late night show for months.

This is kind of hilarious if you ignore the "Joe Walsh is a giant piece of shit part", because Chris Evans sounds like a dad chiding his son for goofing around at a funeral.

"We don't want more money" -Nintendo

This is hilarious until you realize you're laughing at someone's probable mental illness. Still though, it just sounds like he's trying to make the situation sound as ridiculous as possible; Specifically referring to the alcohol bottle someone threatened to belt you over the head with by its brand name, calling a…

I think they tipped their hand a bit too much at the end. When the Destroyer killed Wu, I was pretty shocked, but then they killed Hank and it became pretty obvious that they're just going to bring them back somehow. I mean, unceremoniously killing 2 main characters at the end of the series in horrifically brutal…

Yeah, that's always irritating. Seems like in every interview with a famous person writers feel like they have to flex those creative writing skills they honed at the Jack London school of being an overly descriptive twat.

Wow, he might be a worse Reconstruction president than Andrew Johnson!

Jesus Christ, are we really looking to Honest Trailers for actual movie criticism now? This is the kind of shit that gets Crash best picture, people.

Yup. total Tumblr fanbase. Makes me wonder if they even appreciate the amazing music, or if they just like the "K00l cHaRacTErs xD" they can write fan fiction about. Shame, I'd like to wear my Gorillaz shirt once in a while.

Yes! Vader was shot like Jason Voorhees in that scene. That shot of the one rebel just banging on the door screaming for help, knowing they can't do anything against Vader is awesome and really conveys the futility well.

Or you know, to just play Knights of the Old Republic. (possibly the best Star Wars property, imo)

Don't you put that evil on me. (For the record, Sanchez's walk out music has to be the Benny Hill music, right?)

We enjoyed it quite a bit. Bradford fucking airmailed the ball on that play before getting hit, I assume he would have done the same the next time.

The Desired Effect reminds me of Julian Casablancas' Phrazes for the Young (which coincidentally also has a kickass Christmas song) in that way.

#KILLUSFORWHAT?

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