Hey, you’d be pissed too if you didn’t get to go to Toshi Station with your friends to get those power converters. I mean, DID HE EVER GET THEM???

My theater suddenly got very dusty when the second sun appeared.

I think Rey’s advantage (and I can’t believe how often this gets overlooked even though both films make it blatant) is that she knew how to fight with a weapon very much like a lightsaber already. She beat up a few people with it and had obviously been using it to protect herself her entire life. They never really…

I don’t think he was convinced any of it was worth saving until after talking to Yoda.  And, while I liked seeing the X-wing wrecked, that would have been too much to have him pull the same trick (or expect it to work after being submerged for who knows how long).

One of the best things about the new movie is how he tears that image of himself down to Rey.  

Return of the Jedi Luke was boring as fuck.  Also, what the hell kind of promotion system were the rebels employing anyway?  I remember as a kid I thought it was really cool that they made Solo a general.  As someone that’s been in the military all I can think now is “what the fuck?  They enlisted him and put him in…

That would be pretty awkward...of course when that happened to Tony Stark he turned into Iron Man, so possible upside?

Good lord calm down. Nobody is mad at you or anyone else. This article is attacking no one. Maybe read it again, slowly. If that’s still your takeaway from these articles then you have a whole different set of issues.

Plus, there were a shit-ton of Jedi in the prequels...surely they weren’t all related to Skywalkers?

I’d have been much more interested if they’d just led with “man posts petition in drug fueled frenzy!”....though admittedly that reads more like an Onion headline.

AND GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN YOU HIPPPIES!!!

It’s like those scenes in court room dramas where everyone hears something very important but then the jury is told they’re supposed to disregard what they just heard...

Ah--haven’t seen it but my wife enjoyed that one.

I have three, but I’m incredibly lucky that I have a wife that doesn’t care much about movies one way or another, and doesn’t mind if I go to them alone after the kids are in bed.  I get to see most big releases the Thursday they come out.  And of course I get to see most kid’s releases the Saturday they come out...

Well I think John Wick 3: Getting Wicky With It is supposed to clear up all those unanswered questions from the first two.  You know, important questions like “is anyone still alive?”

At least try to find a 4g download to truly enjoy the visuals.  At least the ones that aren’t all mucked up by the korean subtitles...

Agreed—so much fun, so much heart, and a pretty tight story to boot (not sure of the plausibility, but meh, when is that really important?).  Also some of the performances were just fantastic.  I don’t think I’ll ever hear Country Roads the same way again...

I have a good friend that doesn’t like super-hero movies tell me he thought Logan was one of the best movies he’d seen in a long time.

I certainly would have had Atomic Blonde before John Wick 2.  I haven’t seen them all, but that one seems to be the most out of place to me.

BECAUSE IT’S THAT GOOD