Onion Rings...now is your time...

STOP TRYING TO TRICK ME WITH VEGETABLES!

Sweet potato fries it is!

I get angry every time I see the house in the GMC commercial with the couple in their late 20s/ early 30s living in a million dollar modern mansion and he buys them matching GMCs because her matching watches for the hell of it. Who is this supposed to appeal to? 

The real change is the friends she made along the way...

The ad is effective in that it got me curious enough to look up what Peleton costs. Then when I stopped laughing I went back to eating my Pop Tarts for breakfast.

A little surprised Tesla hasn’t rebranded it or spun it off and started selling licenses already.

They need to make Tesla’s supercharger an SAE standard so other companies don’t feel like they are losing face by adopting a competitor’s system.

Wow wasting all that money to hunt down some leakers when they could be using tbat money to add the missing pokemon to sword & shield.....

I will wait until the technology is perfected.

Ow my heart. I wish MegaMan legends 3 had been announced during the era of heavy Kickstarter use, we could have paid for it like shenmue 3.

Note: Stadia died on the way back to its home planet.

I get to write about video games for a living, have cheap rent (thanks Kansas!) but also have fast internet because I live near Kansas City.

It’s 2019.

I tell ya right now I'd be camping in the woods, huntin slag beasts with a plasma cannon in that thing.

I can only assume you store them next to the severed heads of your victims as this is clearly serial killer behavior.

THIS JUST IN: People dine out more when you build restaurants. 

And that’s just among Uber employees!

Ride sharing is great. Both my wife and I can now get totally shitfaced at a party 30 miles away and be responsible on the return. 

I only eat fast food on Sundays so this issue doesn’t apply to me.