*cluck*

the hardest cock you’ll see today:

So, drink another Budweiser between Budweisers?  Got it.

Can’t fail the Bechdel test if you don’t have women.

Okay, but like, what was the mistake, and how did it happen?  All I see in the article is something about stacking discounts, but nothing about what the discounts were, or where that $8 million ended up.

She’s going to need to speak to all the managers

My mom limited me to two hours a day of video games and/or TV too.

I’m not going to pretend I wouldn’t try this.

Never give a hard time to anyone about something that isn’t their fault, and when it is their fault, go ahead and keep things in perspective and still treat them like a human. Zero% of all this is the fault of anyone you can actually talk to at a Popeye’s location, so go ahead and take a few deep breaths.

... and I’ve tried it, and it’s good.  Options are good.  I hope we have more of them in the future.

No, it’s the most mediocre of bland, mediocre soft-serve.

Needs more cheese.

Oh shit, you’re telling me a video game website doesn’t report random murders, deaths, and accidents, and only mentions them when they’re notably tied to video games?

This has blown my mind.

He’s not the hero what we deserved, but the hero what we needed!

and dogs, and bees, and dogs with bees in their mouths that when they bark they shoot bees. 

Ok Georgia HOA butt how is this still standing?

He is risen!! All hail Long Cat! For Long Cat is LONG!

Thus the return of Chubbychu.

They also helped put Obama in office, so suck it.