As in “roman a clef”, a phrase which is weirdly appropriate here.

Replying to bump this up, too, and also to correct Cate.

Whew! I can go back to ambivalence! *fist pump*

i enjoyed this journey, aimee.

I feel like I have a sort of kinship with Jennifer Garner now that I know she was a bandie (perfect heel-toe March btw) and she played a wind instrument, too. But she didn’t play flute like me, so I still don’t like her.

Wow, fuck Cate Blanchett entirely. I hate that I’m not even surprised at the hypocrisy of White Feminists™ anymore.

Oh hell yes!!!! Omg. My favorite childhood song. My favorite people. My favorite drink! Fuuuuck yes!!!!!!!!! #snljunkie

Not sure about the bullet train or sashimi, but the pup did get to fly back to the U.S. on a private jet.

cropped mock turtleneck and patchwork bell bottoms, my dream look from 1999

here you go. betty is almost 4, and bane is almost 6 months, he was 10 weeks in this picture though

Need pics of GIANT DOGGOs. TBH, although I’ve never had one, I’ve sat a number of them. They’re such leaners!

Fawns and Blues are so striking, our breeder wants premiums for those, so we were like, shit, let’s go for the oddball colorings.

My last dog was a fawn male that I got because my parents’ black female that they got as a rescue was so great. He was the absolute best.

I’m a standard poodle fan, but darnit if every Dane I’ve met at the dog park wasn’t a Good Boy.

It is known. Harlequin male and a Merlequin female in my current stable. Our first one was a Blue Merle male.

They eat all your burgers and hang out with loser stoner friends in a dirty van though.

It’s a crapshoot at any time whether United or Delta is worse, but at the moment United is winning.

And thus Jesus spake: “why aren’t you crucifying my wife?”

“French banana salad” sounds like a colloquial term for something really nasty in bed.