Oh. My. Gawwwd. I LOLed at this for real, at work. I love XKCD but I hadn’t seen this.

Sadly, that involves the sort of delayed gratification that we are being primed to ignore in favor of Veruca Salt-style “I want it NOW!” (Cool selfie with an animal that shouldn’t be handled.)

PREEEEEAAAACCCHHH.

I’ve got your AMEN right here. It bothers me to no end when people devalue one legitimate concern at the expense of another.

Janice in Accounting is the WORST.

Thank you - your words were my thoughts, exactly!

This remains my favorite gif of all time and you are wonderful for using it.

That’s GOT to be it. Actually makes quite a bit of sense...

I love this but also hate the idea of the poor TARDIS being used for such purposes. I guess it could be A TARDIS - since it seems a lot of the Time Lords were kind of jerks - just not THE DOCTOR’S TARDIS.

These sheep are my people.
MY SHEEPLE.

This is beautiful punning. I can’t upload gifs from work, but you deserve all of the stars. ALLLL of them!

It makes me kinda mad. Mine doesn’t look like that and there’s not even any chance I’ll be puking in it with “9-months-sickness”. :/

I really want him to not be terrible but he is NOT doing well. I kinda don’t blame her at the same time that I hope he stops aging like Stephen Tyler and starts being more Robert Downey, Jr. Post-All-Those-Troubles.

It’s definitely a different, younger vibe since the Great Gawkerpocalypse of Late 2015. A lot of my favorites (from Jez & Kinja) left. Some of the commenters seem to be slowly returning and there are some new stars but I definitely feel like An Old more often now.

There is a woman with the same name as me - first, middle, and last -and a birthday just two days before mine - who has lived within an hour’s drive from me twice, even after a move! I first discovered her existence when my driver’s license was suspended because her insurance had been cancelled. Almost a decade later,…

OMFG WHY. WHY DID I CLICK TO WATCH THAT. I may never purchase bananas again. I knew, but somehow this gif is it for me. EVERY NOPE.

Maybe he figured lunch in Napa would have included airfare out there, so it all evened out in the wash? (Totally didn’t plan that pun but I’m leaving it.)

I have a 10-going-on-16-year-old and 12-going-on-whatEVEROMGGGG-year-old and I am already so fucking sick of teenagers. I don’t even have teenagers yet.
Congratulations on everyone surviving so far, btw.
That Rubio tweet made me simultaneously laugh and want to take away his electronics.

I can’t upload gifs at work so please consider this to be the very best “you deserve all the stars” gif. <stars-stars-stars-stars.gif>

Bobby, you have once again outdone yourself with dat gif. <3 It is a thing of beauty and laughter. MWAHS