Textbooks, handouts, and tests ... so much money in it, and yet I still find plenty of opportunities to whip out my pink pen and correct their errors.
It’s my passive-aggressive way of handling my irritation at the subpar product that panders to the vocal, hateful minority.
It’s not very effective or adult, but it…

You’re absolutely right.
This is the perfect gif for all of the #FoamingFrenziedBenghaziGate hearings ... especially for the six (SIX?!?!) sequels to the first investigation. That was a stunning shitshow yesterday. They’ve forgotten how to do everything except single-mindedly attack Hillary and all things not Tea…

Ha! I should have scrolled further - just wrote almost exactly the same thing. “Hey, you’ve got something in your hair...”

I’ve got super fine hair with no body, no curl, nuttin’, and still the only way this would work is with a whole can of ozone-killin’ hairspray on a day with zero wind or humidity. And maybe I’d need to be in a neck brace, too, just to make sure nothing moved.
Otherwise, it would be a lot of, “hey, I think you’ve got…

Texas sounds a lot like Florida in all of these examples! Many things that make me feel like my head might actually explode, but some hardworking, fair-minded people who manage to make a real difference in some areas.
We just had a landmark case here that rejected the gerrymandered election district map designed by…

Thanks for answering that part. I know that and I get it, to a certain extent. I just find it so frustrating. That was used to bookend parent discussion about a curriculum controversy at my daughter’s school this week and I’m feeling very much like it’s a lazy excuse by the school which could have chosen to go beyond…

All of the Texans on here seem so nice! I’m sorry to have lumped you all in with him! I feel the same way about our vaunted Governor, Lord Voldemort, Skeletor, Rick Scott.

Heyyy, Texans? It’s too late for me to edit my post, but I shouldn’t have phrased it that way. Texas leadership, Texas lawmakers, something like that would have been better. Being from “Florida? Meth? Why not both?” (Flormethida?), I should really know better than to lump all Texans in with this terrible piece of…

Wait, no! Don’t shoot! That’s one less reasonable voter!
(I’ll raise my glass to you from Freakin’ Florida.)

I read that quote and thought it sounded a lot like something from a dystopian society sci-fi movie... it reminds me of Margaret Atwood’s Oryx & Crake, somehow. So twisted that I’m sure we’ll hear it regurgitated by people who think they’re winning the argument when the listener is stunned into wide-eyed silence.

Being located here in sunny Flor-Bugs-Saws-Us-Offa-The-Union-Ida, myself, I really have no room to talk! I’m sure there’s a lot to love about Texas; I’m just still really irked about the weight the Lone Star State holds in textbook selection all over the place. Whyy?
Anyway, I believe you! :)

Anti-choicers ... just trying to protect the baby elephants, man.

Heyyy, Texas? And also all the rest of you anti-choicers?
From the bottom of my heart ... I hate you so much that I can’t find my grown-up words any more.

You should have all the stars, every single gassy, exploding one! Perfect. :D

Barf.

“...you’ve ever eat...” Clearly, I needed more coffee when I wrote this.

Yeah, who knows, really, at this point... it’s hard to say which outlet is correct about the permit situation. I didn’t realize he owns a whole refuge for exotic animals until now. (Unrelated .. I am a Jenn from the 321, too! Tiny lil world, isn’t it?!)

The “but they seemed so normal until they ...” supporters frustrate me the most. I always wonder about them. They’re seemingly normal, so .. are they secretly garbage humans? Do they just parrot other people’s opinions instead of finding their own? Are they just trying to get a reaction? HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?! GAH.
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He actually owned it legally, but he failed to report it was missing immediately, which is what got him into trouble. He’s permitted, licensed, etc.
That being said, I feel like we have *plenty* of creepy crawlies, and I’m not sure we need privately owned cobras to add to the crazy!

Thanks to your comment, I now know that you can taste coffee when you snort it out your nose. Brava/bravo/however-you-brav-an-octopit. :D