The very best thing you can do for your relatives (and yourself) would be to implement a backup plan that backs up the entire PC and allows you to restore it to an earlier date (you know — the last time you fixed it).

This is such BS....perhaps kids that "drink, have sex, and get in fights" just have more to text about.

@Erda, (not yet) reformed Night Owl: Then we get into this whole "what is personal" diatribe.....

Chris Armstrong gave up his right to be just one of the sheep the moment he became student body president.

@H_is_for_Heretic: Seriously....what is up with that lip thing?

@Kam Fong As Chin Ho: It makes perfect sense. You like diversity for diversity's sake.

An unrelated tip: to clean your glass top stove, sprinkle baking soda liberally on the surface, add just enough water to make a thick paste and use your hands to rub out any cooked on food or stains. Then wipe off with a damp cloth or paper towel.

@Aprime: Perhaps you are right. It may not be that easy to remove, but it does not cause permanent harm to the vehicle - which is more than can be said about my targets' driving habits.

@vomitbreath: LOL! Sounds like you are a candidate for smearing.....

@KittyKittyKitty: Have you tried to see through a vaseline-covered window?

@cipher.Cero: I don't want to cause them too much headache - just a little nudge to make them think about why someone would do this to them.

@cubbiesfan1908: No....but they'll care about the vaseline left on the windsheild....even assholes like to see where they are going.

@derilium: Yes it will. But it is easily removed with paper towels and time. And causes no harm to the vehicle.

A simpler, far more fun option is to keep a little tube of vaseline lip therapy in your pocket and squirt a healthy portion under neath the handle on the driver's door.

image uploads are failing......booooo!

Ok...I've got his address.

Not that *I* would do any such thing, but some mean asshole just might place some battery powered USB plugs around that would fry your USB port.

Unless you are in LA....then it's "The best way to complain is the break things."

OOps

It's time somebody at lifehacker kept the cats off the keyboards.