@LessIsMore: " So the iPhone, which radically revolutionized the usefulness of handheld devices, was just an example of form over functionality?"

@joep1984: Ahhh, yes. The vanity of Mac users.

Why the hell would you place your computer on a lazy susan instead of getting a cheap USB (less than $3 for a 7 port USB hub at [www.google.com]

I learned that you should choose your clients carefully. In my experience administering small business networks, most small businesses that consider the cost as the most important part of what you offer should be avoided like the plague.

@solOptimus: Yet it was easy to advertise on Goog-411, but they dropped that one.

Coma works even better...although there's that whole learning-to-walk-again thing to deal with.

@paravorheim: The clients that I have had issues with are usually technophobes that are likely to click on any FREE offer or "Boo! You have a virus!" pop-up that they see.

I have installed this on a few machines (of clients too cheap to pay for real antivirus software). And, every time, they get infected, whereas my NOD32 customers seem to fair much, much better.

Google has somehow gotten into the mindset that the only services/products they will carry are those that require no advertising or work in promoting.

I can usually tell which cables are which by how much of my blood has stained them from clawing my way into the impossibly tiny crevices they have been stuffed into in some offices.

Even better...the NEW EXER-CHARGER!!!

@ShadowSpectre: That should always be an option.

No. Someone else will come out with a free version to replace it.

I can't wait for the follow-up article - "Convert Your Country Into a Socialist Wreck with a Marxist President".

gss Gz s pyng dm fr hts nw.

@myxylplyx: Srrndd by bnch f lbrl Nz pnss?

That'll be a good landmark for the ensuing holy wars.

"Th gvrnmnt" dsn't py fr tht sht, dm, w d!

It's more like this.....

That's just because they can't sit still that long....if they did, they'd be shipped back across the border.