I want the beard trend to go away. They’re gross. For example, the guy in the pic up above would be SMOKIN’ if it wasn’t for that awful gross frizzy fuzz protruding from his chin.

I’ve never been into beards or the hairy bear look that’s sweeping gay America but as gross as I find the kind of unkempt hipster beard that guy in the stock photo is wearing, I never expected it to contain poop. Poop! Bits of food, a lost comb or two, yes, but poop? We need a constitutional amendment to outlaw this…

And I was just starting to find them attractive too.

Haha. That’s the part that stuck out to me too! I’m a librarian, and, sadly, I can sooo hear some indignant, self-righteous patron saying this. As if we encourage fully-nude fucking in the restrooms just to inconvenience her.

Yeah, PTSD following sexual assault is sooooo funny.

A guy LIVED IN THE CEILING?

I’m so terrified of that. Especially because if you get arrested you end up looking like a huge pervert, which you are not, and then people can google that. Eek.

While I agree that there are certainly worse things I can’t say that I agree that this is victimless. The person who interrupted the couple could have been a child or someone for whom this could be triggering. Also, having been in the library profession for a good while and encountered a goodly number of similar…

In high school I tried to be cool and spontaneous and get it on with my bf in my car. And then the cops caught us. So....nope.

I’ve never understood the seat covers either! I’m not rubbing my butt and then touching my face...so I fail to see how the germs transfer. Plus when you flush, germs explode all over the stall anyway so we’re all screwed.

I worked in a library in high school. This is not news. People often left pieces of clothing behind. Once a guy lived in the ceiling for an unknown amount of time. One couple used to regularly proposition the female pages for a threesome.

If you’re horned up enough, any place will do. But to take all one’s clothes off?

“I would clean 1,000 Greyhound station toilets “

You know why you feel that way? You’re normal.

At least in the bottom image those involved are wearing shoes and not fucking while sitting on a toilet. I’m not one of those germ fascists who puts down toilet paper on the seat prior to peeing, (cause unless you’re peeing waaaaay wrong, what germs are you getting through your butt check?) but I would clean 1,000…

...nah. I’m good,

You know the saying “I don’t shit where I eat”? Well I wouldn’t fuck where I shit. I don’t get the appeal of bathroom sex at all.

I will never understand how some people can have sex in public. I’d be too terrified. I have never even done it in a car. I can’t imagine letting go and just go at it in some public bathroom. I’d die if anyone saw me, and worse if I got arrested lmao.

She complained to library staff that “this was unacceptable.”

Fully naked and unlocked door screams “We get off on getting caught.”