Hey, the question was most beautiful woman, not most beautiful mythical forest nymph. Stop cheating.

Again, she’s one of those women I think is more beautiful now.

My boyfriend does this to me all the time haha. And sometimes I do it to him and then we roll around like lazy slugs in bed together.

When the top thread is a guy literally telling all of Jezebel about the boner he’s popped after graphically describing his preferred sex acts to a fawning female audience...aww yiss that’s great feminist discourse.

I really liked this piece — I think it does a good job of bringing out some nuances around trying to be a good, diligent partner. That said, I really need to point out some trends in the comments section that are representative of what happens in every comments section on the topic of sexual behavior.

My first sexual partner (who had been with others before me) didn’t like oral at all, or any clitoral stimulation, really. Her clit was extremely sensitive to the point that she said direct stimulation was basically painful, and she wasn’t sure she had ever had an orgasm. We worked on it for a few months and…

The guy I lost my v card to went down on me once and decided he didn’t like it because it was “gross.” Our sex life became daily blow jobs for him, nothing (literally nothing) for me. To this day I can't enjoy oral because I'm convinced my husband is hating every second of it and finding my body disgusting. So thanks…

I don’t particularly like oral. I like lots of stuff, and oral doesn’t even crack my top 5. I mean, you like what you like, and oral just doesn’t really get me where I’m going ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

One of the first boys to ever go down on me (and to whom I lost the V-card ((eeew, sorry)) refused to ever do it after the first time, claiming it made him vomit. That did awesome things for my already-shitty teenage self esteem. My current partner (going on 11 years!) will GLADLY go to town on me at the drop of a…

Also, if I got a squirter on my first try, I think that would be the best confidence boost ever

William’s ex-gf penned a rather interesting reply on HuffPo where she called bullshit on his whole ‘I-was-too-good-at-at-it-so-she-squirted’ line.

My hamster used to pee on you if you held him for too long cause he didn’t like it. makes sense.

It’s not the same though. Guys can get off from penetration so much easier than girls can. I personally never get off from penetration unless I’m using a vibrator too (in which case, I’m getting off from the vibrator. So, sure, I’m happy to give a little head as a warm up if that’s what he wants, but the important…

I found that highly suspect as well. He was probably doing some n00b shit like being too rough with the clit and she pissed on him to make him stop.

Do you do this as soon as you finish explaining? Because you should.

Yeah, the old “I’m not eating pussy anymore because I’m way too good at it” canard.

I have 3 thoughts:

I always use this metaphor when having this conversation with guys like this dude:

Thank you, William Lloyd, for advertising to women everywhere that they should not waste their time getting into bed with you. On behalf of women everywhere, thank you!!