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Mulan was a feminist who loved her family and fought to preserve her nations honor.

Mulan’s okay. But Sleeping Beauty is the best. Mulan gets to fight Huns and stuff which is cool, I guess. But Sleeping Beauty gets to take a long nap and then wake up just in time for a party she didn’t have to help plan or setup. That’s like the perfect Saturday.

Mulan is by far the best and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

UGH I'm going through postpartum hair loss right now and it blows. Thankfully I have thick hair so it's not noticable, but oh my god it is EVERYWHERE.

I just really want you to picture Mark trying to climb that giant pole (phrasing, boom) or looking super awkward when everyone is singing A Girl Worth Fighting For.

Considering they have Disney behind this, I don’t think it would be necessary to cast a big name. Which is great also because it would give a young unknown a chance.

Shoutout to Mulan, my absolute favorite of the Disney “princesses”!!! Just throwing that out there.

To be clear, I called this last month and you all owe me $20 if it happens

Mark Schrayber is the only white Mulan I would accept.

Who would you like to see cast as Mulan who is actually Asian, or even better, Chinese? Sadly I know of only a few women who are not really of the appropriate age - wasn’t Mulan supposed to be very young, like late teens to very early 20s? I think Constance Wu is in her 30s but I’d love to see her as Mulan.

I think this is the best possible response.

Whenever my SO complains about my hair in his food, I usually bring up him letting the dog lick his face since she also licks her own asshole. Or if I'm feeling really cranky/put a lot of work into dinner, I suggest he can go back to living off toast and omelets and discounted prepared deli foods.

My husband goes crazy about hair in food, which I think is extreme. Especially when it is prepared in your own home so it's probably from someone who you exchange bodily fluids with on occasion. And to be honest, it is probably his own doing. He wipes the counters, floor and sink with the same rag and then puts it

My wife calls waxing those regions a "Chip & Lynn".

my dude likes my hair long. It was chin length(grown out from the bitchin'est mohawk) when we started dating over 6 years ago and now I've grown it out to bra strap length.

Oh, it grows back (on your chin and upper lip).

So...what I got out of this is I don't have to be fearful of getting pregnant and losing a lot of hair because it does come back! Phew! Maybe I'll make a creature after all.

As little comfort as this may be, I'm in the same boat minus a reason to explain why my hair ends up in all over the walls of our shower. We don't have children, so I'm lacking an explanation everytime my husband exits the bathroom in the morning glaring at me. We do, however, have two dogs and between the three of

Also guilty of this. When my husband hands me back lone strands of hair from every imaginable and unimaginable place, I thank him graciously and place it back on top of my head. Take that, husband.