Things less “natural” (i.e., less frequent in the wild) than homosexuality:

And lo, on the eighth day, The Lord made the prostate. And it was good.

LOL “forced” to enjoy anal sex. “YOU MADE ME LIKE IT!!!!”

Poor dude has never had a blow job and, once his wife went through menopause, he’s been celibate. That’s what he’s getting at, right?

I definitely had times in my youth where I tried to combine food and sexy times (never grilled cheese though), and it always ended with me kicking the other person out because the sex was getting in the way of me enjoying the food.

I have. It WASNT GRILLED ENOUGH TO MELT THE EFFING CHEESE!!!

Because it obviously wasn’t a mouse. Why should he waste his time worrying about collateral damage? The hunt must continue.

I like how the guitar falls on him too, just to add insult to injury.

I love how the cat doesn’t even look after knocking the tv onto his face.

I have the hardest time believing that this video is real because WHY WAS HE RECORDING THOSE SITUPS? Why?

Mice can take many forms. One must always be on the alert.

There used to be a Dr. Sneazwell in my hometown (periodontist, but still).

I worked with a woman who had always hoped to hyphenate her last name, but gave up when she married a guy with the last name of Hyman.

OMG...you could never divorce or you'd be breaking the hymen. Sluts.

A friend of mine and her husband both changed their last name and created a new last name when they got married by combining the first part of her last name with the last part of his. I was half way through telling my boyfriend at the time about this and then started cracking up mid sentence, like doubled over…

I WAS AT THAT ASSEMBLY TOO

my last name is Success...the jokes are endless and I am kinda sad that when I get married my kids won't get my last name. It also dies because I have no brothers

My maiden name is Music. I can't sign up for a damn thing.

Go with it, it's natural. I miss my maiden name, which needed id verification on Facebook because it was before people started listing Mary Boo-Boo Love Cannon as their names on the reg. Last name in question? Stalker. Simple and perfect.