"Sometimes when a man and a woman love each other very much, she stands on her head and puts her feet on his butt and they do a special kiss! No wait - I think that's cicadas."

Your icon makes this 100x funnier!

"Do you have a gag reflex?" He asked "I'm Irish, none of us do."

i am not into omegaverse and i only ship larry and i like fluffy stuff so EXACTLY NONE THANK YOU

Clearly you are not Irish.

Sometimes hilariously bad erotica is exactly what you need.

Like I'm just imagining a bunch of tiny members of 1D crawling into a butt

I cannot even explain to you how disappointed I am that that one wasn't about kebabs, just poor spelling

"Keep filling you with my cum, my babies."

100% done with this.

Initially flattered but then distressed when getting into actual details.

but how many

Zayn could dump his seed into Harry

I'm conflicted. CrossFit people are annoying as fuuuuuuckkkkk.... but these sweet babies are preshy presh and look super happy. I mean I would probably hate them in real life but they're adorable in these pics. What can I say, I'm a complex woman. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Body by Victoria hiphuggers. The first time I touched them it was like, oooh these are so soft. Put them on and if they ever discontinue them I will pitch a fit. They're smooth and don't show lines and cover my butt and don't dig into my skin; some have lace panels on the sides so they're not only cute but flirty/sexy…

Not to mention, this is something that is rarely donated. Woman's shelter are in serious need of panties. And don't get me started on bra...

it is a shame that they're not donated

Is there some really good reason why the clothes - esp. ones with tags still on - are shredded rather than donated to those in need? As you mention, a deep cleaning would take care of any suspected grossness and then these items could go to shelters or wherever they are needed.

"I need to smell your gland, and see it, too, if I can."