Strangely enough, Fatboy Slim is the person who has the real pee tape.

Hard to tell without seeing the boner

First off, how is a company writing articles as part of a paid promotional program ANY type of CONSPIRACY?

Second, enjoy today’s pre-release think piece from the JOKER© cycle!

He really needed a “Slim Pickens riding the A-Bomb” ending. Love to see him just given over to madness, giggling his way to a pointless death.

I kind of feel like this show is the reverse GOT/Lost. It ended better than it deserved to.

Meh. There was nothing in the character in the comics that made Tulip have to be cast white. Her race and ethnicity didn’t mean anything to the character, so who cares?

Something about the casting of the Dominic Cooper bugged me though. He did good work, but just never lined up with the character I imagined from the…

Uh huh...and how many articles have you seen about Link’s awakening on the A/V club?

Back at ya. First thing a company does nowadays is get websites to write articles and place stuff with “influencers”. Having the A/V club write about a thing is both.

You HAVE to have noticed that since the corporate takeover, more-and-more of the A/V club articles are just elaborate promo programs for new movies,…

I discovered Holiday a couple years back, and cannot understand why it isn’t talked about as much as Grant’s other films.

It may be my favorite Grant movie, but I’d say that about any of 10 of his films depending on the day.

Suuuuuure. 

You don’t know my stuff. My stuff doesn’t know you.

Soooo....how much did the Untitled Goose Game people pay for these articles? Can I get some made for my stuff?

No, that part is about Spidey showing up in Feige’s Star Wars movie.

COME ON SHEEPLE, THE PIECES ARE ALL RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!

I heard that they are doing the first two movies in a trilogy, with Feige coming in for the third so they can stick the landing.

More like a seventies pop-rock Star Wars.

My alexa kills it. Maybe you have a shitty voice.

HOT TAKE: ALL SAX SOLOS ARE THE WORST SAX SOLOS.

Yes, yes, fog. Fine. But where are the bullets? Where is the death?

Can we get a burning fog? Perhaps poison, or a fog that makes people explode?

Yeah...that was definitely a “Whoaaaaaaa....!” moment.

I can imagine that there would be some awesome corporate synergy things for Disney if they bought a toy company as well.