I love how he plays a schlub in his own video instead of going the “I’m so hot I somehow belong in the same room as this chick” route.

Thats it. Leslie’s are the things they use with organs to make them sound all vibratey and awesome. They have a spinning speaker in them that creates the effect.

So...you're just ruling out Wang Dang Sweet Poontang for some reason?

I’m old, but I liked Green Day because they answered the question:”what if the dickies and buzzcocks recorded records that didn’t sound like shit?".

They killed Mandela specifically so we could live in a timeline where that special didn’t exist...

Missed one...my band’s second album comes out today. The band is The Brutalists, the record is called “We are not here to help”. If you are in L.A., we’re doing a release party at the Redwood in DTLA tonight. Here’s the first single:

My first smart phone was a windows phone.

Loved it. Haven’t had one as well integrated since...the hardware and software really felt of a piece. Media interface was Zune...on my next phone I DLed a zune clone, but it just wasn’t the same.

I have the reverse...I had a 4gb Sansa E-series media player with a well-chosen collection of songs. Every computer I have had since then, I keep that “Sansa” drive copy. It’s still the best selection I have.

Like, I have 100gb of music on my phone, but I put it on shuffle and don’t want to hear 9/10 of the songs...but…

The same plot of land where his father and HIS father before him raised some of the finest cattle in America, then blew them up.

Confluence...or conspiracy?

Because in the week-by-week scenario, the ending isn’t spoiled until it airs 10 or 20 weeks after the first episode? With a seasonal dump, it’s spoiled on day 1, before you watch even episode 1. So if a show has a shitty ending, you’re going to know.*

Also:METH

I kind of like the week between episodes of stuff. I’d be down if they did weekly releases that then archived after they were shown...

Is it a journey if it happens all at once?

I guess you’d just have to look at a show as a book...except people aren’t falling all over themselves to SPOIL books...

Yah. Okay. But we’re “what if”ing here. Imma just say that any show about BIG! MYSTERIES! would have problems after the first week when Buzzfeed starts running articles about:”Oh, noes! Does THAT ending ruin the whole show? (SPOILERS!)“ and it all gets out...then you’re sitting there for 70 episodes going:”So...the…

I dunno. Seems like it would be a problem for those shows with the endings-so-bad-they-made-you-angry-you-ever-gave-a-fuck-in-the-first-place...like LOST.

Because they would have known how it would end. I wonder if that would have killed some of the viewership, like if it hadn’t been released sequentially?

That’s what SHE said.

...and then post them as our own articles which raise the profile for a media property that is coincidentally coming out soon, as we mention in the last paragraph of the definitely-not-just-a-fucking-ad.

“Hasta la penis, baby!”

...okay...I’ll try harder.