I never have, but it's only because I AM the idiot everybody dates.

I have not.

MORE LIKE JANES BLOND, LIKE AMIRTIEITEIFEPW VFLKF?

THE HAMMER IS ALWAYS A PENIS IN ANY ANALOGY OR WHATEV. THOR? PENIS. "IF I HAD A HAMMER"? PENIS. HAMMER TIME? PENIS.

It's just tits and photons.

And hopefully A giant red elephant made of SOUND.

It's Black Panther. In a perfect world, the Fantastic Four would be in this.

A SONG OF TITS AND DRAGONS.

IF I HAD HAD A POSTER OF RITA HAYWORTH I WOULD TOTALLY GET A ROCK HAMMER KNOWWHATIMMASAY??????

AND THE GODDAM HAMBURGLAR IS STILL AT LARGE.

I more offended by Morgan Freeman trying to sell me every goddamned thing…it's like, jeez dude, I DON'T NEED ALL THAT STUFF.

Sorry for the spoiler! I thought errabody knew that….they styled him like the comic one, and his name is Klaw spelled different.

I will only be down with this movie if they have Klaw go into the vibranium mound and come out all red and covered with pop art designs.

I was working on video b-roll doing grip type stuff (I won't say exactly what), so it was an almost perfect fly-on-the-wall perspective. You're like furniture.

Oh cool. An autoplay video that starts with the volume on 10.

I saw Heston intro a revival of Ben Hur once, and yeah. Fucker was just magnificent (politics and whatev aside), energy beaming from him standing on stage, even then, a few years from his death.

THIS SALSA WAS MADE IN NEW YORK CITY!

Waka waka waka.

Nah, I think it was the carrot, not the stick. Give Trump the illusion of a few good business deals, and he'll bend right over.

MAN ARMS!