squirtloaf--disqus
squirtloaf
squirtloaf--disqus

Wow. How SNL has fallen.

Almost. They are important words dumb people use to sound buzzed.

Packing ham.

The cork has been out of the bottle since Peter Jackson figured it out!

Meh. Schreiber is the better actor, and he's pretty much doing Irish Wolverine in American Gods anyway…

I'm down with this as long as he does not shave his back for the role.

Um…yeah. Imma just go and say it: I hate the Beach Boys' shitty fucking vocal sounds, which seem to lump into two categories; either an annoying nasal blare like the lead on Fun Fun Fun or the abysmal breathy falsetto of Sloop JB, which just sounds like the air escaping a particularly lazy squirrel's anus just after

BUT HE DESTROYED AMERICA! WORST PRESIDENT EVER!

Whew. I was afraid this was about MY pants and Walmart had purchased H&M.

Or Metallica's LOAD album.

I though that was melk..?

Yes, yes. But much likes a cow's opinion, it doesn't matter.

Avengers 3: The glory gauntlet.

Comically huge?

METROPOLIS IS IN FUCKING DELAWARE???????

Ultron's anus?

Has anyone ever figured out the entire DC map? Like where Star City, Central City, etc. are?

That sounds uncomfortable.

Gotham=New York.

Me: "Oh cool. An article about something I care about (clicks on link)
Ah, shit. It's a video."
(closes link)