Rigggght? BRING ON SOME GRECO/ROMAN GODS WITH THEIR ~HEROICALLY~ SMALL COCKS, I SAY!

Yeah, right?

Not for kids, but Hellblazer's John Constantine aged in real time until it got silly.

But Jacques Brel!

Unrelated: I was reading a sixties superman comic the other day, where the villains were aliens whose planet had been destroyed by super insects, so now they worship death and are trying to kill 100 planets to prove their devotion.

Are there any more black guys they can kill off?

Tahiti: It's where season 5 happens.

I have not watched, but I HAVE A FRIEND WHO LOVES THIS MOVIE.

I read this first as: "Some people's dads can construct a coherent Jew".

Putting somebody in charge of the FBI who is shorter than him, so he can be the biggerest guy in the room.

Oh, sure, but are the Mexicans paying for the wall?

I just imagine the main backing band dressed in Mussolini-era Italian fascist uniforms and the rest falls into place.

Every year, I float the idea to my rock friends of staging a stoner-rock JCSS around Christmas…I envision it being: "Hesher Christ Superstar". My only stipulation is that I get to be Pontius Pilate.

Come over to my side, the nihilists.

Well now there is ambien.

Well now there is ambien.

No, Gesundheit is at treasury.

Sir, do you take me for a BREAK DANCER???

"I would like to introduce my new appointee as Director of the FBI, Mr. Серге́й Евге́ньевич Нары́шкин. Give him a big hand, he's great!

So, since Comey has been fired, he loses his health insurance?