We're going to need a bigger snark.

I came here to post that, but went:"Eh, fuck it" and joined the fun.

…and I'm all out of snark.

"I greatly appreciate you informing me, on three separate occassions, that I am not under investigation, that I won the election by the biggerest ever margin and that I have the largest penis you have ever even HEARD of, all of which must be true because I am saying you said it in this completely private letter that…

Thank goodness I was sitting down when I read this! It's like, Boom! There goes my mind!

MANY PEOPLE THINK THAT IS A PIRATE'S FAVORITE LETTER, BUT EVERYBODY KNOWS A PIRATE'S FIRST LOVE IS THE C.

Tenet.

“swashbuckle” adventures?

The soundtrack is great tho. Rick Rubin did it, mostly with bands covering their influences, like Poison doing Kiss and Slayer doing Iron butterfly, but it also has Going Back to Cali, and Roy Orbison singing a song Danzig wrote.

He landed on one foot, one knee and his fist. Repeatedly.

They should just start doing weekly Town Dunk tanks.

I post this clip too much lately, but I expect that at some point somebody on the right will *acidentally* see somebody else's facebook feed and this moment will occur: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Your continuum has a Burger King? Well, aren't we fancy!

I always just figured the whole Zeppelin thing ended because somebody FINALLY noticed that they look like dildos.

Well, they did eventually…

THEN EXPLAIN WHY HUGH RODHAM SOLD THE NAZIS 25% OF AMERICA'S HELIUM???????

That's racist.

Children of Men was better though because it didn't underestimate either the intelligence and brutality of people pushed too far, or the ability of people to just sort of go:"Meh" and get the fuck on with things.

The thing where the ladies were talking about Ofred as if she were an animal in the scene where she got the cookie was sort of my breaking point…just seems like it is trying too hard to make a point. Maybe if it was 200 years after the war or whatever and she was a star-bellied sneech or something…but not when they…

I actually came here to see what other people were getting from this. I just feel like, okay, here is a world that sucks…now does anything actually happen there?