I saw a video once that made a very good argument that he did not belong there.

A sad day. Without Chuck, there would have been no Dokken.

I don't know what show y'all are watching, but I am getting a certain perverse glee out of the (possibly unintentional) Trump family parallels.

I think that is probably illegal.

I'll accept a real American president…got one?

Ah. That's what it was. I thought they were just playing David Hasselhoff at the White House to make her comfortable.

What do you mean:"You"?

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!

Inconceivable!

The really cute part is that FOX is the one major news outlet that he does NOT consider to be FAKE NEWS.

(March is already on track to be the highest-viewed month in our long history) =THE DJT RATINGS MACHINE ROLLS ON!

YOU'RE ALL ASSHOLES!

Just out of curiosity, do pandas have anuses?

As Nora Dunn, I agree.

It is definitely the house of a growed-ass woman who sits on the couch like a little girl.

Yeah, there is a certain point where you're gonna go:"Fuck you" without even thinking about it. Especially with a group. One person might, but out of 6, you're gonna get somebody shooting.

I'm kind of glad Richard is dead. His nose was really starting to annoy me.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT DECOR???? THAT IS DELORES UMBRIDGE-LEVEL CREEPY SHIT RIGHT THERE.

"Gifted"…as in "has a big cock"?

More people would be telling you to fuck off if it wasn't for the new format…so consider yourself lucky.